Alex: I feel SO bad for you: sitting in the sun all day, taking naps...
Elle: Hey, it's a rough job but someone's gotta do it... I OFFER MYSELF AS TRIBUTE!
Every Night with Benjy
Benjy: (o_o) You're ticklish?
Elle: (-__-) yea, why?
(~°_°)~ (/°o°)/ NOOOOOOOOO!
Why I Love Him So
Me: Hey, I wanted to talk to you about something later.
Him: Now?
Me: I'm in Chelsea now.
Him: Okay. Be in touch. Are you okay?
Me: My head hurts and people at this Starbucks are banging cabinets. So, no. Also, I love you.
Him: Did something happen last night? You know you can tell me anything.
Me: I need a chaperone at open bars... Too. Much. Alcohol. We'll talk later, though.
Him: I understand, and I love you no matter what. It's okay
Me: You're amazing.
Mum: Go on, open it!
Child: What's the occasion?
Mum: The occasion is 'I love you."
Some Guy: "Hey, can I sit with you guys?"
Jason: "I guess, if you don't look at us."
Benjy and his grams, Bubby
Benjy: Bubby, what do you think about gay marriage?
Bubby: We don't have the right to judge others, only ourselves.
[pause]
Bubby: Why don't you have a girlfriend, yet?!
Benelle and Benellopy
Benjy: So I decided I'm making myself into a corporation for tax purposes. I need a catchy name - Ben Dover Inc.?
Elle: Benelle Inc. That way our son can take over the family business.
Benjy: *laughing* For the record MY son will be a businessman or lawyer. Keep your dancing away - our daughter, Benellopy, can dance.
Sassy Gay Sports
Sassy Gay Friend: Did you play any sports to pretend you weren't gay when you were little?
Interviewee: I ran cross-country.
Sassy Gay Friend: I ran cross-country, too! We rand from our feelings.
I love you, Rob! Be My Valentine <3
Elle: I can't wait to pierce my...
Josh: dignity?
Theo: spleen?
Tricia: or spleen?
Rob: I'll call you Prince Ellebert.
Type-O? Totally...
Rob: Hey, want to hang out with Jordan and I this weekend?
Elle: Sure. It depends when, though, since I have a lot of coursework.
Rob: Maybe Saturday?
Elle: Sure, let me know - while you're at it do my readings for next week. Thanks!
Rob: Umm... let's say this is me letting you know. Hah. Yeah, let's bang on Saturday.
Elle: ...
Rob: hang* let's hang** on Saturday
Okay, PedoBear
Elle: My only physical rule about age is that as long as you don't actually look like my dad, I'd be fine with you.
A. Sarr: My only rule about age is that as long as you're DTF, I'd be fine with you.
If Only ANYONE Was This Eloquent
Teddy: Hey, can I talk to you alone? I'm sorry to bug you I just, I need to talk and there's no one else to talk to.
Ian: What about a therapist?
Teddy: Look, Ian, I get that you came out in the ninth grade but I'm just not there yet.
Ian: Teddy...
Teddy: Look... I know I'm gay. I just need some time to process that. I just want to figure out who I am and what it means before the whole world knows and starts to judge me. Can't you just give me that time?
Teddy: There's so much about this that is totally overwhelming and confusing. There's one thing I'm not confused about: I want to be with you. I like you, Ian. I want to be with you.
Ian: Okay.
Teddy: Okay?
Ian: Yeah, okay. I hear you, I hear where you're coming from, and if you need some time when things aren't totally in the open we can do that. It's okay with me.
You're beautiful and you're vain...
Q: Alright. You're beautiful and you're vain. How much do you love yourself?
Mike: Um, I - you know, overcame a lot of self-loathing to finally come to a place where I can have a little bit of self-respect so I love myself and that allows me to be available and love other people.
On Austin's Ass
TJ: We'll bring Austin and release him back into the wild.
Derek: Just bring his ass, if that's all you guys want...
Reichen: He has a nice ass.
Derek: Augh...
TJ: Wow...
Reichen: Can I just put that out there?
TJ: He does have a beautiful ass...
Ryan: He has a twenty-three year old ass!
Reichen: Like, it makes me a little...
Ryan: Oh God, Reichen.
TJ: He makes me jealous and it kinda turns me on, I will say that.
Reichen: It's a little... hot.
TJ: I, I'm not - I can't. I have to give him that!
Ryan: Reichen, a great ass is a dime a dozen. Are you serious?!
Reichen: No, you're right-
TJ: Well, on a white boy... I don't know. I mean, you were blessed (to Ryan). It took me a lot of cupcakes to even get what I have.
Derek: Pfff... cupcakes!
Reichen: I didn't just hear that right now.
TJ: If he gave me an apology and let me plow his ass, I... I would be fine with him. That's like... that's the process that's going on in mind right now-
Derek: *laughing* I'm not hungry. Can I have my check, please?
Ryan: Alright, let's go.
Derek: This was vagenious.
Oh, Sweet!
Elle: Finn and I are gonna have some awesome Finn and Elle bonding time.
Andrew: Oh, sweet!
Elle: Yeah... you're not invited.
Andrew: What?! Of course I am!
Elle: I mean - if you want to get naked with us, then...
Andrew: Not only am I going to do that but I'm going to fuck the shit out of both of you.
