My Official Blog: what the ELLE?!
Alex: I feel SO bad for you: sitting in the sun all day, taking naps...
Elle: Hey, it's a rough job but someone's gotta do it... I OFFER MYSELF AS TRIBUTE!
Benjy: (o_o) You're ticklish?
Elle: (-__-) yea, why?
(~°_°)~ (/°o°)/ NOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Hey, I wanted to talk to you about something later.
Me: I'm in Chelsea now.
Him: Okay. Be in touch. Are you okay?
Me: My head hurts and people at this Starbucks are banging cabinets. So, no. Also, I love you.
Him: Did something happen last night? You know you can tell me anything.
Me: I need a chaperone at open bars... Too. Much. Alcohol. We'll talk later, though.
Him: I understand, and I love you no matter what. It's okay
Me: You're amazing.
Mum: Go on, open it!
Child: What's the occasion?
Mum: The occasion is 'I love you."
Some Guy: "Hey, can I sit with you guys?"
Jason: "I guess, if you don't look at us."
Benjy: Bubby, what do you think about gay marriage?
Bubby: We don't have the right to judge others, only ourselves.
Bubby: Why don't you have a girlfriend, yet?!
Benjy: So I decided I'm making myself into a corporation for tax purposes. I need a catchy name - Ben Dover Inc.?
Elle: Benelle Inc. That way our son can take over the family business.
Benjy: *laughing* For the record MY son will be a businessman or lawyer. Keep your dancing away - our daughter, Benellopy, can dance.
Sassy Gay Friend: Did you play any sports to pretend you weren't gay when you were little?
Interviewee: I ran cross-country.
Sassy Gay Friend: I ran cross-country, too! We rand from our feelings.
Elle: I can't wait to pierce my...
Tricia: or spleen?
Rob: I'll call you Prince Ellebert.
Rob: Hey, want to hang out with Jordan and I this weekend?
Elle: Sure. It depends when, though, since I have a lot of coursework.
Rob: Maybe Saturday?
Elle: Sure, let me know - while you're at it do my readings for next week. Thanks!
Rob: Umm... let's say this is me letting you know. Hah. Yeah, let's bang on Saturday.
Rob: hang* let's hang** on Saturday
Elle: My only physical rule about age is that as long as you don't actually look like my dad, I'd be fine with you.
A. Sarr: My only rule about age is that as long as you're DTF, I'd be fine with you.
Teddy: Hey, can I talk to you alone? I'm sorry to bug you I just, I need to talk and there's no one else to talk to.
Ian: What about a therapist?
Teddy: Look, Ian, I get that you came out in the ninth grade but I'm just not there yet.
Teddy: Look... I know I'm gay. I just need some time to process that. I just want to figure out who I am and what it means before the whole world knows and starts to judge me. Can't you just give me that time?
Teddy: There's so much about this that is totally overwhelming and confusing. There's one thing I'm not confused about: I want to be with you. I like you, Ian. I want to be with you.
Ian: Yeah, okay. I hear you, I hear where you're coming from, and if you need some time when things aren't totally in the open we can do that. It's okay with me.
Q: Alright. You're beautiful and you're vain. How much do you love yourself?
Mike: Um, I - you know, overcame a lot of self-loathing to finally come to a place where I can have a little bit of self-respect so I love myself and that allows me to be available and love other people.
TJ: We'll bring Austin and release him back into the wild.
Derek: Just bring his ass, if that's all you guys want...
Reichen: He has a nice ass.
Reichen: Can I just put that out there?
TJ: He does have a beautiful ass...
Ryan: He has a twenty-three year old ass!
Reichen: Like, it makes me a little...
Ryan: Oh God, Reichen.
TJ: He makes me jealous and it kinda turns me on, I will say that.
Reichen: It's a little... hot.
TJ: I, I'm not - I can't. I have to give him that!
Ryan: Reichen, a great ass is a dime a dozen. Are you serious?!
Reichen: No, you're right-
TJ: Well, on a white boy... I don't know. I mean, you were blessed (to Ryan). It took me a lot of cupcakes to even get what I have.
Derek: Pfff... cupcakes!
Reichen: I didn't just hear that right now.
TJ: If he gave me an apology and let me plow his ass, I... I would be fine with him. That's like... that's the process that's going on in mind right now-
Derek: *laughing* I'm not hungry. Can I have my check, please?
Ryan: Alright, let's go.
Derek: This was vagenious.
Elle: Finn and I are gonna have some awesome Finn and Elle bonding time.
Andrew: Oh, sweet!
Elle: Yeah... you're not invited.
Andrew: What?! Of course I am!
Elle: I mean - if you want to get naked with us, then...
Andrew: Not only am I going to do that but I'm going to fuck the shit out of both of you.