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Valentine's Day Texts

ex-boyfriend: hey, happy v-day

me: Hey! Thanks, love, to you as well!

ex-boyfriend: wat u doin

me: some yoga, cleaning, and whatnot else

ex-boyfriend: ohh nice come suck me

me: ...this is why we couldn't have nice things

queerasfuck:

Scott’s Mom is my hero, more here 

Thank you, Scott’s mum… can I please have your son for Valentine’s Day?

queerasfuck:

Scott’s Mom is my hero, more here

Thank you, Scott’s mum… can I please have your son for Valentine’s Day?

That Awkward Moment You Get NO Response

Hey, so I’ve been meaning to ask if you would be my Valentine? <3

[no response]

Oh… okay, then. I’ll… just… be… over here.

Tonight in New York City

Dance 208 presents their Valentine’s Day Spectacular at The Center (208 West 13th Street between 7th and 8th Avenue) tonight from 2100 (9 o’clock PM) to 0100 (1 o’clock AM). Be sure to come out to RockBar (185 Christopher Street between Washington Street and 12th Ave) for the after party with your Dance 208 wristband for a free rock shot!

…and to all the singles out there: this is our year.

I really wish there was an onscreen kiss between Eric Dane and Bradley Cooper in Valentine’s Day (2010). Maybe next time.