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Some people find old photos and other trinkets while they’re cleaning their apartment. I find old porn DVDs. Remember where this is from, David?

Some people find old photos and other trinkets while they’re cleaning their apartment. I find old porn DVDs. Remember where this is from, David?

Day X: self portrait
Dear face,
Please cease the relentless breakouts. Oh! Contacts, y’all need to get your act together because I can’t see out of one eye - just survive until I get a new set in a few days!
Yours,Elle
PS. I know I’m failing miserably at this challenge with only 6/10 days completed so far. 

Day X: self portrait

Dear face,

Please cease the relentless breakouts. Oh! Contacts, y’all need to get your act together because I can’t see out of one eye - just survive until I get a new set in a few days!

Yours,
Elle

PS. I know I’m failing miserably at this challenge with only 6/10 days completed so far. 

the magic of makeup… now stay on all day!

My mum tells me to hardboil an egg and rub it on my busted lip to reduce the swelling. I feel eggward.

My mum tells me to hardboil an egg and rub it on my busted lip to reduce the swelling. I feel eggward.

I’m very hopeful that the swelling in my lip stops by Wednesday, that these scars will fade, and I can walk in the Red Dress Collection looking all shiny and new… or at least enough to be covered by makeup. Otherwise I’ll just grow out a beard. Wish me luck?

I’m very hopeful that the swelling in my lip stops by Wednesday, that these scars will fade, and I can walk in the Red Dress Collection looking all shiny and new… or at least enough to be covered by makeup. Otherwise I’ll just grow out a beard. Wish me luck?

I was walking near Union Square on my way to meet friends when two caucasian men approached me, yelled homophobic slurs, pushed me against a wall, and started beating me. I’m lucky that I’m fast and was able to outrun them, but I couldn’t quite see their faces. I managed to escape with a few minor cuts, bruises, and a bit of a black eye. I thank my friends, Aly and Jason, who came to my rescue afterward.

I was walking near Union Square on my way to meet friends when two caucasian men approached me, yelled homophobic slurs, pushed me against a wall, and started beating me. I’m lucky that I’m fast and was able to outrun them, but I couldn’t quite see their faces. I managed to escape with a few minor cuts, bruises, and a bit of a black eye. I thank my friends, Aly and Jason, who came to my rescue afterward.

I married the night and all, but… can we get a divorce?

I married the night and all, but… can we get a divorce?