My Official Blog: what the ELLE?!
Benjy: So I decided I'm making myself into a corporation for tax purposes. I need a catchy name - Ben Dover Inc.?
Elle: Benelle Inc. That way our son can take over the family business.
Benjy: *laughing* For the record MY son will be a businessman or lawyer. Keep your dancing away - our daughter, Benellopy, can dance.
Elle: If you were given the choice would you rather bottom or taking a ballet class?
Benjy: Bottom. Pass the douche.
Elle: I started playing Pokémon again and I named my rival 'Benjy.' Prepare to lose every Pokémon battle!
Benjy: You inspire me to be a bigger dork every day.