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Benelle and Benellopy

Benjy: So I decided I'm making myself into a corporation for tax purposes. I need a catchy name - Ben Dover Inc.?

Elle: Benelle Inc. That way our son can take over the family business.

Benjy: *laughing* For the record MY son will be a businessman or lawyer. Keep your dancing away - our daughter, Benellopy, can dance.

Ignore the fact that this is a hideous picture of me and focus instead on Benjy’s cute mug.

Ignore the fact that this is a hideous picture of me and focus instead on Benjy’s cute mug.

Benjy, Ballet, and Bottoming

Elle: If you were given the choice would you rather bottom or taking a ballet class?

Benjy: Bottom. Pass the douche.

Elle: I started playing Pokémon again and I named my rival 'Benjy.' Prepare to lose every Pokémon battle!

Benjy: You inspire me to be a bigger dork every day.